Author Archives: Puss
Mo’ Money.
I’m not a greedy person. I’m not materialistic so much that I have created for myself an insurmountable debt for the sake of having the newest and best now. I am lucky in that I own my house and do … Continue reading
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Happy birthday to us.
On this Australia Day, I would like to invite the indigenous population of this fair country to please, shut the fuck up. Jesus fuck, do you people never stop whining? Unless you can produce a birth certificate in the name … Continue reading
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America, you so funny
No one is more happy than me (other than you lot. Probably) that you’ve finally elected an educated, articulate and literate President. Really, I’m stoked. And while I have no real personal issue with any of you, I do have … Continue reading
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Direction is gud
XI : Do you want to hear what two of my long-term goals are Mummy? Me: Sure. XI : I want to drink an entire carton of custard and unload a whole bottle of whipped cream straight into my mouth. … Continue reading
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Show me the way to go home
I’m tired and I want to go to bed, I had a little drink about an hour ago, and it’s gone right to my head. Oh for fuck’s sake. This. Again. For those who don’t know the full story, in … Continue reading
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Reasons women shouldn’t be allowed to make their own decisions: #834
I can’t sleep and I blame it all entirely (whether true in whole or part or not*) on this Dumb Bitch. Any woman contemplating motherhood who could willingly thrust a lifetime (however short it may be) of pain, suffering and … Continue reading
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Top 15 reasons why I am better than your current girlfriend.
1. I hate the yearly reminder I’m getting older so I don’t care if you forget my birthday. 2. I’ve never watched a single episode of the following: – Sex in the City – Friends – Will and Grace – … Continue reading
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10 Things.
Stuff about me that may be pertinent if you’re reading. And because list-entries are hella fun. 1. I’m not yet 30. 2. I old school most things. 3. I am radically conservative such that I have an absolute intolerance for … Continue reading
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First
Dave told me I should start a new blog and since I know that he is awesome and the most important authority in my life and therefore the only person I should listen to and follow without question, I did. … Continue reading
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