On this Australia Day, I would like to invite the indigenous population of this fair country to please, shut the fuck up. Jesus fuck, do you people never stop whining?
Unless you can produce a birth certificate in the name of Methuselah, not one of you fuckers were alive when the first fleet landed. This means you don’t get to cry and bitch and complain that today is an offensive day of celebration because it was the day your world was turned upside down.
Nigga, plz.
Shut up. Stop being unpatriotic and offending Australians who aren’t whining petrol sniffing drunks by calling today ‘Invasion Day’. Or find another country and ‘invade’ it for yourselves and leave the rest of us in peace.
Fuck off.
Puss
