Monthly Archives: January 2009
Happy birthday to us.
On this Australia Day, I would like to invite the indigenous population of this fair country to please, shut the fuck up. Jesus fuck, do you people never stop whining? Unless you can produce a birth certificate in the name … Continue reading
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America, you so funny
No one is more happy than me (other than you lot. Probably) that you’ve finally elected an educated, articulate and literate President. Really, I’m stoked. And while I have no real personal issue with any of you, I do have … Continue reading
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Direction is gud
XI : Do you want to hear what two of my long-term goals are Mummy? Me: Sure. XI : I want to drink an entire carton of custard and unload a whole bottle of whipped cream straight into my mouth. … Continue reading
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Show me the way to go home
I’m tired and I want to go to bed, I had a little drink about an hour ago, and it’s gone right to my head. Oh for fuck’s sake. This. Again. For those who don’t know the full story, in … Continue reading
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Reasons women shouldn’t be allowed to make their own decisions: #834
I can’t sleep and I blame it all entirely (whether true in whole or part or not*) on this Dumb Bitch. Any woman contemplating motherhood who could willingly thrust a lifetime (however short it may be) of pain, suffering and … Continue reading
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